lesbian christmas problems; having no fingernails to open your advent calendar
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better
Any poorly girls face! Just want her home and safe so I can look after her and give her kisses and cuddles!
She is getting flown home early! It’s good that I get to see her like a month early but not so good that she has a smashed up face and a broken wrist!
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
Speaking to her like she is in the UK, gonna be strange when she isn’t home on weekends tho!
Feel so much better now I have heard her voice and know she has arrived in Norway safely! :)